ROLLER COASTERS and panic attacks. LETS HAVE SOME FUN BITCHES!

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So, for anyone who has a panic and anxiety YOU KNOW THIS FACE!  That little kid’s face is exactly how we all feel in that moment when that little voice inside goes, “oh bitch, you’re going down”.   

So what is it about roller coasters that are so scary?  And what is it about panic attacks that are so scary?  

I mean, on a roller coaster we all know there is no real danger… but when you reach the top of that first hill and you can no longer hear the chain lifting the train you know you’re heart always gets going.  

Rollercoasters are designed to fuck with your head and this is actually quite sadistic, but they’re designed to excite us by getting us afraid.  The mind can’t help but feel like its in danger when it sees its about to plummet down a steep hill.  You naturally release the adrenaline and all that fun stuff (well fun when in its a situation like that)

However, panic attacks are much the same.  The adrenaline gets going.  That fear of danger spreads… but what we ned to remember is that just like the roller coaster, there is no real danger.  

Im sure most of you reading this are like me and have had multiple panic attacks… have ANY of them killed us yet?  

NO OF COURSE NOT!   So why is it so fucking hard to not be freaked out by it?   Thats still a question I have as well.  But hey, were in it together at least.

And maybe we could all remember that just like a roller coaster, the panic attack will end. Our train will pull back into the station and we will get out of the car, feet on the ground.  Just keep calm and carry on.  

Ok, now for the fun stuff.  BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS TO SMILE MORE! 

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This poor man….he is REALLY struggling here

 

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….but clearly not as bad as this girl is.  

 

And I hate to make this post inappropriate but yes… this happened…

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So apparently every year in the UK they have a challenge of how many naked people they can get on a coaster… I was torn between posting pictures of the hot young people, or of the really fat naked old people.. but I assumed id spare your eyes

 

SPEAKING OF NAKED PEOPLE ON RIDES HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE PHENOMENON KNOWN AS 

FLASH MOUNTAIN? 

So get this shit, apparently its a thing for people on the Disney ride Splash Mountain to lift up their shirts!  There’s even a whole website dedicated to it! In fact, the problem got so bad that they literally have someone who sits in a booth inside the ride and looks at photo after photo after photo and if there is nudity he deletes them before they can be shown on the screen! 

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I told ya this was real! hahaha! I love weird cultural things.. people are so stupid.

OK OK ONE LAST ONE TO LEAVE YOU ON A LAUGH

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ya baby ya! 

Alright enjoy your night!

~The Dark Horse

(not proof read as always) 

 

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