Yes thats right y’all adventure awaits! And Its up to us to find it. And I’ve been saying things a lot. A lot of things that are driving people around me a bit crazy…. well rather its making them think IM CRAZY.
For example, I’m not very content with my life. I find it to be boring. I think that I’m not using my skills and adventurous spirit. I feel like I’m living in standby! And I feel like everyone else is too….but they don’t seem to know it. AND THAT IS PARTLY WHAT MAKES ME DEPRESSED.
And So Ive been asking people questions like.. “If you could go to space, would you have the courage to do so?”
or, “You find out there is secret organization that rules the world and the deals of diplomacy and relations between nations is really done through this secret James Bond type organization, not things like the UN. The balance of the world is in their hands. To save it, or to destroy it. The come to your house one day and say they want to recruit you. Would you do it?”
And I keep hearing answers like…. WHAT? or THATS A WERID THING TO ASK? or NO IM HAPPY WITH WHAT IM DOING or GO AWAY…..
And then I sit there and realize why I hate common people. THEY ARE SO BORING! Who cares if you wouldn’t actually want to go to space or whatever, the fact that you can’t even fathom answering the question just for fun shows how boring you are. What else are you doing with your day? Talking about sports? Gossiping about the girl in the cubicle next to you? and you act like I’m wasting your time because I ask those questions? HOW VALUABLE IS YOUR TIME DEAR COMMONER… I ASK YOU THAT, I MEAN SERIOUSLY…fuckin twats.
Anyhoo, so blog readers, I have a question for you. Someone comes to you and says that they have devised a real Jurassic Park on an island and they want you to come visit and give your advice and help because you hold a unique set of qualities that they find interesting.
Do you do it?
Would you be scared? You’re told you’ll have to leave your life behind for at least a few months, maybe longer….but more importantly, you are advised of the dangers of dealing with real dinosaurs on a secluded island where help from the outside world would have to be flown in.
But you’re also told of the life changing effect this will have on you. Incredible teamwork, new friends from around the world, daring situations, a tight night family bond, and the first people (maybe the only people) to ever be able to see dinosaurs resurrected from the dead.
ARE YOU WILLING TO DROP YOUR LIFE FOR THIS?
One of the guys who works at this cafe I’m blogging just came over for a chat and I asked him this very question just now and what did he say? …. WHY WOULD I DO THAT ?
uuuggghhhh….. I love him to death, he’s a great guy, but seriously? I just can’t comprehend how people are happy with working during the week, getting drunk and looking for sex on the weekends and then repeat that step till you’re married, and then spend the rest of your life taking care of your kids wishing you were still young and getting smashed and fucking random people. HOW DOES THAT SOUND BETTER THAN THIS KIND OF ADVENTURE? WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE??????
But yeah, I understand there is danger. But there is also the opprotunity to experience something so big and so large and so great… that… isn’t it maybe worth dying for? If you’re going to spend you’re entire life sleeping, why are you living?
So I want to know, what do you think? Am I crazy? Or is there anyone else out there who would be down for an adventure like this?
The Dark Horse