Thats right people. Join me right now and just scream “FUCK!!!!!” at the top of your lungs!
Life is short. We only have one. And yet here we are, lost in our minds. Lost in misery. Lost in everything that could have been, should have been, could be, and should be.
But I’m done. You should be done too.
Depression my dear, look at you. All old, withered, and miserable. Well you know what, Im gonna give you the biggest bitch slap you stupid cunt!
Thats right people! Me, and you. We are better than this. Were above this. Depression is us keeping ourselves down due to things that have happened to us. Maybe it was being bullied as children. Or maybe you have lost a loved one. Or have been raped, or any other horrible thing or things out there! But one thing is for sure: Giving in to depression is admitting defeat to the past and present. Its giving even more power to that negativity.
Now listen to me closely.
Walk right up to Depression and smack that son of a bitch harder than you ever thought possible.
Yes my children rise and fight!! MWUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
Now, anxiety. You slithering little shit. You are just our fears gone crazy. You are nothing. Your power comes from me. It comes from the fear I have for everything. The fear of everything going wrong. The fear that the worst will always come true.
Now people get into your cars….. start your engines…. and drive that fucker straight into your anxiety! Roll your windows down and drive at top speed howling “DIE YOU FUCKING BITCH!” at the top of your lungs! let the neighbors think you’re crazy!
Take inspiration from that astronaut who drive from Texas to Florida wearing the diaper because she needed to kill her boyfriend or something… remember her? Whats her damn name?…. let me Wiki this quick.
Ah there is it is! Lisa Nowak. Thats right people, behold your new role model. This woman drove through 4 states wearing a space diaper (so she wouldn’t have to stop on the way of course) and loaded her car with everything needed for a good ole’ fashioned kidnap/murder scenario.
Now, if you don’t look as crazy as this woman than you’re clearly not doing it right! Now drive my pretties drive drive drive!!!!!!!
…And then BAM!
Oh dear! It seems that anxiety didn’t look both ways before crossing the street…..well I mean that isn’t our fault is it? We were just innocently driving down the street right? (Hey look, I didn’t see anything if you didn’t ok?)
Oh dear….. So many strange unexplained deaths today. Moving on…
And lastly, panic. Ah you. You. you….you…… so miserable motherfucker. Like a sadistic child serial killer your main purpose is to cause us trauma. You love us being scared to death….literally.
Thats right people, panic attacks are when we let all our other issues get to us so heavily that we actually being to think were going to die. We have very intense that convince this is the end….. well panic, today I have some great news for you. it is the end! …of you.
Hey panic, come over here lets check out this house real quick! ….
Yeah come on come on! I think theres children in there! children who don’t yet know there are problems in the world…. children who aren’t aware of their mortality yet… maybe you should go show them!
Yes….go on! walk in there….thats right….now close the door….. yea go on! close it……
Alright, now lets get to a safe distance….. get in your car and enjoy the show!
And just remember, if any of you decide to come back…. well Ill have your graves pre-dug for ya.
~ The Dark Horse
Noooooo this wasn’t proof read! Im busy killing off thing!