So… I was sick at the start of February, and now I’m sick again. I had a cold, and now I have the flu…even though I did get my fly shot this year. Moments like this are proof that the universe is a bitch.
There’s no real existential meaning to this post or lesson to be learned. It’s just me, being pissy. I hate being sick (obviously) and it’s especially bad when you’re in sick in a frigid winter (duh) and to get the flu right after a cold is absolute hell. The doctor did write me a note though saying I’m contagious for five days and should work from home next week… So, silver linings?
So, what should I do? Any recommendations? Anything good on Netflix I should check out? I’m sick and dying and probably only have 48 hours left to live before the flu removes my soul from this wretched mortal coil. How shall I spend it?
Anyways, it was nice knowing everyone. If you never hear from me again, just know it was the flu that killed me. And let this be proof to everyone that life is an empty hellhole just waiting to consume you.
~ The Dark Horse
(No, this wasn’t proofread. I have the flu. I shouldn’t have to proofread while I’m on my deathbed, that just isn’t fair.)