All posts by TheDarkHorse

I Hate this Country


Why. Why. Why.

The real question is, why am I even asking? 

This country is fucked. America, we are fucked. The end.

In New York City we are all still trapped in our apartments in lockdown because of a deadly virus that’s easily spread from simply breathing.

And now, there’s a race war.

I don’t want to live here. I don’t want to deal with any of this. I don’t even know what to say.

I’m burnt out. 3 months of confinement. They’re already talking about “the second wave”, so who knows if any of us will have jobs in the next few months. And now, there’s riots. And the worst part is that celebrities and news organizations are supporting these riots…

But then again, if I lived in my gated castle in Bel Air, I guess I wouldn’t care either. Since they’re protected from any potential danger. They’re not the ones living down on ground level.

And then there’s Trump, threatening to kill people.

But, I have a feeling that even without Trump, before the riots ends, someone will die.

I have nothing else to say right now.

~ The Dark Horse

Liberals, What Happened to You?

Dear liberals…. WTF happened to you?

First off, if you haven’t seen this video yet, just don’t watch it. It’s embarrassing and saddening. A woman was confronted by a man in Central Park. The guy started filming, so she lost her mind, said something racist, and basically unknowingly choked her dog for 2 minutes.

But what’s even worse is the liberal response.

Now look, I’m very liberal. I believe in equality for all. I believe that no black man should be assaulted and murdered by police officers. I believe that we need to help correct those in our society who are doing bad things. And I am in NO WAY saying that what this woman said isn’t racist. Bringing up his race on a phone call to the cops to intimidate him was racist.

HOWEVER – I recently joined Twitter (like, literally last week) and that’s how I found out about this incident.

The night it happened, before the news even broke, twitter liberals and black people were spreading around her photos, her name, her phone number, her LinkedIn account, and her place of employment.

Liberals. We can’t fight the Klan if we start acting like the Klan.

Sharing this woman’s personal info put her at risk of assault.

AND EVEN WORSE – I decided to take a stand and scream into the Twitter void, saying that sharing this woman’s private info is dangerous. And getting this woman killed because she’s a racist isn’t the solution to our problem.

I was met with nothing but liberals saying “I don’t care.” “She deserves it.” “Whatever happens to her, she brought it upon herself.” Hundreds of people. And many more liked these comments. And many shared and retweeted them. And joined in on the public assault of this random woman.

So liberals, I ask you – This woman just lost her job during the COVID-19 pandemic. She will likely never be hired again. She can’t show her face in public. And the crazy people on twitter now know exactly where to find her.

If she commits suicide or is beaten half to death tomorrow, what will you think?
How can you call yourself “woke” “liberal” and “forward-thinking” if you don’t even care about someone’s life? The respect we show our enemies says a lot about us.

The fact that you don’t care if someone dies simply because they are racist is scary. Racists are ALL OVER THIS COUNTRY. This country was founded on racism. So, what’s the plan liberals? Are we just going to kill off 100 million Americans? Then we’ll be fine? We just need to harass and threaten every racist until each and every one has killed themselves?

Also – there’s the issue of: This guy approached her. And he’s the one who started filming. And he’s the one who posted it to Twitter. So all this “She tried to get him killed” crap doesn’t really hold. He’s more likely to get her killed.

Anyways – EVEN WORSE – is that as a white man, saying this stuff means nothing. So far, I’ve been met with nothing but “Oh you’re just a white guy and this scares you because now you know that you can’t be racist anymore.” and “You’re just afraid of white people losing power in this word” and “You’ll never understand how afraid black people are, it’s about time we made white people just as scared.”

Like, seriously? Trying to to change the world civilly is now just “white privilege?”

Anyways, whatever liberals. Y’all want a race war, y’all can fight it without me. I’m not playing this game. I want this country to be better. I want you to be better.

~ The Dark Horse

(No, this wasn’t proofread. I’m angry and I don’t feel like making corrections.)

About that Party Last Night…

So, about that party last night in my building.

What the flying fuck is wrong with all of you?

New York City is currently on lockdown because people are dying left and right from a highly contagious virus that has no cure and can fill your lungs with so much fluid that you suffocate and die.

So I ask you, Why?

Why were you blasting music until 3am? Why were you all screaming your brains out?

Where were the cops?

(PS – I called the cops. And I’m not ashamed. I hope y’all rot in prison and get hepatitis there. Bastards.)

Gurl, I am, trust me.

So anyways, these ratchet ass motherfuckers upstairs are all cramped inside a little apartment, partying like there’s no tomorrow, and why? Well…

1.) They clearly don’t care about anyone but themselves.

2.) They obviously don’t give a fuck about what happens to this city.

3.) They’re so immature and small-minded (or potentially just plain old selfish) that they can’t see beyond their own desperate need to get wasted and then get drunkenly fucked by the first dick they can find.

Yassss honey, I’m telling it like it fuckin is. I’m done dealing with Americans and their aggressive stupidity. There’s a reason why the USA has been hit worse than any other country on this planet. Our selfishness, our denial of facts, our already-broken public health system. I. can. not. fucking. do. it. anymore.

You have one task, people – One task. One simple, easy task – Do things to keep yourself alive.

If this is too hard for you, then I would genuinely question if you deserve to be a part of our society. If you can’t agree to let yourself and others live healthy lives, then I don’t want you here. (Granted, I also know that since you’re stupid and selfish, you don’t care about my opinion – Which is another reason why I hope you cease to exist.)

Look y’all, I seriously just can’t fucking handle this country. America, you have let me down so many times before. But this, this is a new low. If you want to have explosive diarrhea, and then roll around in it, and live your life like the dirty pigs you are – Good. Have fun.

But I want nothing to do with it.

But I will say you guys are finally right – In this case, America actually is #1. We have the most infections and the most deaths of any country around the world.

Congrats, you fugly pigs.

~ The Dark Horse

(No, this wasn’t proofread. I was up until 3am this morning and haven’t slept and I’m not in the mood to proofread anything)

A Delusional Coronavirus Lockdown Rant

going crazy

Y’all, look. Here in New York City we are about to be more than 2 months into lockdown. And I need to take a minute to lose my fucking mind because this entire situation is fucking insane…I hope you can all forgive me.

Ok, for starters – Why do humans suck? What if we were all puppies instead? Wouldn’t that be amazing? Wouldn’t life be so much better?

Also – wouldn’t this be the perfect time for an alien invasion? I mean really, if we all wanted to get our minds off the pandemic, what better way than for a superior race to come to Earth and kill us all?

empire state building explosion

The saddest part about that GIF is that New York is already destroyed… no aliens needed.

Also, do any of you have any post-pandemic plans? If we survive this, and if the world ever opens up again, and if we all don’t die in a recession-fueled riot or war, what will you do? What’s your post-pandemic dream?

Mine is simply to be able to go home and see my family again. How fucking sad is that? 

All I want is the ability to go home. That kind of sentence is reserved for World War II novels…not life in 2020. This is just fucking insane.

You know what will make me feel better… another Gif about aliens destroying the world.

US Bank Tower explosion

Take that you pig fuckers!

(sips my darjeeling tea and cackles like a fucking crazy recluse) 

What if this is all a dream? I’d love to wake up and it be 2005 again. Back when I was young. Back when I thought the future would be better. Who knew that everything would only get worse. Eternally.

Better yet – Wouldn’t it be great to, like, be in college during the 90s? How amazing would life have been? Go to Smashing Pumpkin concerts. See Scream in theaters. Social media and a crazed Republican Party hadn’t yet ruined society…

Entering the job market before the recession…

Being able to experience the world before 9/11….


I was born too late.

White house explosion

This GIF speaks to me in more ways than one….

You know what we need right now? A man-eating animal. Did you know that in 1916 a shark went on a killing spree and killed a bunch of people? It even swam up a river in New Jersey, 30 miles inland from the Ocean. The shark got the nickname “The Jersey Man-eater”…. That instance inspired Jaws.

That’s what we need to get our minds off the pandemic. A good man-eating shark. Or tiger.


Ugh… Just imagine. Swimmers start vanishing, then suddenly, it’s discovered that a giant 25-foot Great White is stalking the shores and is thirsty for blood…. HUMAN BLOOD! Mwuahahahahahha! 

Also, why am I so mad at humans right now? Is it because we brought this pandemic upon ourselves? Decades of environmental destruction, greed, selfishness, the systematic destruction of the public health system, and a total rebellion against science and education….


Fucking humans.

I think…. I think…. I think the evil within me is taking over….

I can’t…



Rita Repulsa

Ah! After 10,000 years I’m free!  Time to conquer Earth!


rita repulsa

Wow…. Even the evil that lives within me doesn’t want to deal with the world in 2020.

Oh well. I guess I’ll just keep drinking tea. Keep writing. And keep waiting and hoping for a better and brighter tomorrow.


~ The Darkhorse

(No, this wasn’t proofread. This was written out of pure trauma. You hear me? Trauma!)



GIFs That Get Me Through The Day


During trying times like these, it’s important to have a release. Whether it be something funny, something relatable, or something so absurd that it’s distracting enough to take you away from how dire life has become.

And currently, since I’m trapped here in NYC during lockdown, there’s not much in the world to excite me…Which is why I always turn to some ever-classic GIFs to help get me through the roughest days. here are some of my favs:



When people doubt you, and it’s time to show em’ who’s boss…



The look you give when someone has the audacity to call you weird…

Sharon Needles



The GIF I watch since I have nobody to cuddle with during lockdown…

puppy cuddles



The face I make when I go outside and realize that nobody
is social distancing…

not impressed



Me overhearing my roommate have massive drama with
her petty friends on Zoom…

spill the tea



That poor seal…

great white shark



We all entered 2020 with high hopes…

Jurassic Prk Gate



What 2020 has actually been like….

Jusrassic Park T Rex


~ The Dark Horse

11 Random Questions – Answered.


So, I got a comment the other day from a 15 yr. blogger who runs The Little Dreamland blog. They nominated me for the Sunshine Blogger Award, and part of that is to answer 11 questions that they ask. So, here they are:

I hate it. Personally, I love negativity. I think there’s so much power in embracing how miserable you are and just learning to laugh it. When life gives you lemons, cry about it.

oh hunny!

Hunny. hunny, hunny.

Time travel. That way, if anything bad ever happened to the world (like, COVID-19), you could just keep going back in time and never have to experience bad things!