If you read my last post, you know… I just found out my roommate has been robbing me by overcharging me rent (by $300 each month).
To make matters worse, my other roommate who just moved in is suffering from some weird Stockholm Syndrome shit. I told him that we were both being overcharged (he’s only being overcharged $200 a month) and then suddenly he changed.
He stopped to talking to me and starting getting real chummy with the roommate who is robbing us. It’s like, since he’s only being robbed $200 a month, he feels lucky or special. Like he’s favored. It’s super fucking weird, and I don’t get it. I’m like, THIS GUY IS STILL STEALING $200 FROM YOU EVERY SINGLE MONTH! YOU DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER!
But, such is life… They’ve made their choices.
And so now, the time has come for me to make mine.
And I choose revenge.
You don’t fuck with the Dark Horse. In the past, I’ve destroyed an apartment and stole my roommate’s PS3 (I was nice and gave it to my friend) for being an asshole. When I was in Shanghai, I pissed in the shower gel of the racist Americans I was there with. In my last apartment here in NYC, when I was living with that crazy Trump supporter, I bailed without paying him 2 months in utilities.
So… I’m just saying, you don’t fuck with me.
But now, I say…
I’m devising a plan, and I’ll be sure to keep you informed every step of the way.
And if you don’t think I’m a good person, that’s fine. I’ve never claimed to be enlightened. I’ve never claimed to be angelic. I’ve never claimed to be a pushover.
I can promise that if you don’t fuck with me, I won’t fuck with you. But sadly, this world is full of people who just want to take advantage of you… and so,
carpe diem ya’ little cunts.
~ The Dark Horse