Ok people, let’s get real for like 2 seconds here. Last week in class I had a total INFJ moment, and was like…. fuck humans.
So there was this girl, she’s from North Carolina, she’s super annoying and loves to complain ABOUT EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME, she’s overweight, and she isn’t very attractive…like at all. Now I’m not saying this to be mean. I’m saying this to give you an overview because it’s important to the story.
So, I’m in a short story class for the summer, and naturally, we talk about books and stories a lot. So we we’re talking about 50 Shades. Like every random thing about it: How crazy it actually is, how funny it is that older women read it, how it spawned from Twilight fan fiction, and then someone brought up how the BDSM community actually hates it because it’s a portrayal of rape, not BDSM.
And then, the North Carolina girl walks in mid-conversation and is like, “Im sorry y’all, I just don’t approve of BDSM” and I’m like… Ok. That’s fine. This isn’t a conversation about our love of BDSM, we’re just talking about 50 Shades. And then she’s like, “I’m sorry, I just..I just can’t. It’s too much for me…”
And so I’m looking at her like Please Shut The Fuck Up You Obnoxious Idiot. And then I explain to her that even though she doesn’t like BDSM, it exists, and 50 Shades was a cultural phenomenon, and as writers we have to talk about it because it’s one of the best-selling books of all time. It, despite your hate, is something anyone interested in publishing should think about. It’s relative to our career field. You can’t just tell people to not talk about it because you’re around an think you’re too good or too Christian to let your ears hear about it something.
And then she’s like, “Well I’m starting to think you must be into BDSM if you’re going to defend it so heavily”, and in my head I’m like….
And then I have to explain to her that just because I don’t care if someone is into BDSM, doesn’t mean I’m into BDSM.
And then she’s just starts doing a lot of like weird Southern-sound-things like:
“nnnnaaaawwwww ya’ll, nnnnaaaaaawwwwwwww, nerp, nerp, nnnnaaawwwww, sorry, but nnnaaaawwwww, just can’t ya’ll”
So then I break out the big-guns. and am just like, “Look, I’m not saying this to be mean. I’m saying this to be honest with you: You’re relatively large, and you know a lot of society would cringe at the idea of you having sex. Now I’m sure you can agree that that’s wrong… now take that logic, and apply it to your disgust to BDSM.”
But then she’s like, “I CAWNT believe you just said that to me, That is so rude, that is so offensive, blah blah blah”
I however, am not the type to back down.
So, I’m like, No. I’m showing you that you are unfairly judging a group, the exact same way society judges you. Now I have a feeling you don’t like the way society judges you, so take that knowledge, and apply it to how you treat others.
The conversation ended with her basically just doing a lot of:
You’re so rude
You’re so mean
I can’t believe you’d say that
I’m gonna cry
and so on and so on…..
And I was just constantly like… No. I wasn’t saying it in a mean way. I wasn’t putting you down. I was showing you your flawed way of thinking.
However, of course, she didn’t care, and I know part of the reason why she got so upset was so the conversation could end making me look like the bad guy, and put the pressure off of her. Now don’t get me wrong; I know that was a risky conversation. I know I “went there” and so forth, but sadly, with some people you gotta go there, otherwise they’ll never self-refelct.
Ok enough about that, let’s look into our INFJ-ness and see how that relates that interaction:
So as you can see, INFJ’s are focused, yet big-picture thinkers, and are insightful, while using our outstanding sense of integrity. When it comes to formulating ideas we truly use our introversion, intuition, feeling, and judgment to the best of their abilities.
~~What this means is we can put ourselves into other people’s shoes relatively effortlessly. Such as seeing things from the perspective of someone who likes BDSM).
~~Our big-picture mentality also let’s us see many things too. Such as, Who is BDSM actually harming? Nobody? Ok…then let them do it. It also helps us to see things like, “well hey this girl is judging others the exact same way she hates being judged…this is wrong”
~~ Our undying integrity keeps our opinions unbiased and fair. Letting us bring true conversation to the table, not just self-assuring pleasantries that we want to believe.
However, society doesn’t get it. Most people don’t comprehend the idea of holding thoughts because they’re true. They live in a world of self-propulsion, and if an idea doesn’t tell them what they want to hear, they subconsciously refuse to believe it. Think of how EVERY smoker you know will always be like, “You know there was this article about a woman who lived to be 100 even though she smoked everyday!” ….that is some A+ self-delusion. But sadly, it’s so common and most people do that type of thing. So when an INFJ comes along and defends an opinion, even though we don’t directly benefit from that opinion, it’s seen as some form of witchcraft or something!
So, what does this mean? We’re going to be perpetual outcasts? YES
We will normally hold opinions that may get on other people’s never? YES
But look above at the jobs that INFJ’s do best. We are also the movers and the shakers of this world. We get some of the coolest jobs ON THE PLANET! We do the things that most people only dream of. INFJ is know as:
Our set of skills (Our very unique and rare set of skills actually) is the combination that has the power to set this world on fire.
So remember: Never give in, Never surrender, always stand up for what’s right, and always always always be true to yourself!
Rock on INFJ’S!
~ The Dark Horse