So, the other week I made a post about my roommate being a Trump supporter and all the horrible and stupid shit he says. Well, with the release of the Mueller Report, he’s gone balls to the wall, fucking batshit nuts.
Which is ridiculous. I’m a very liberal person. However, I fully understand that Trump will win in 2020 because Democrats can’t get their shit together and nobody in the country has the balls to hold the Republican party accountable for anything.
So, why he’s mad, I’m not sure…..
He’s literally guaranteed Trump until 2024 (vomits)
But what makes me so sad is that he’s dug himself into this little hole. He listens only to male country singers. He watches only Fox News. He reads only Alt-Right websites. He has no friends in New York and never leaves the apartment because he feels the people here are mean to him, and judge him for being a Trump supporter….
WHICH IS SO FUNNY TO ME, BECAUSE AS A GAY GUY WHO GREW UP IN OHIO, I WAS CONSTANTLY TOLD BY PEOPLE LIKE HIM THAT I SHOULD JUST LEAVE OHIO AND GO RUN AWAY TO SOME BIG LIBERAL CITY WHERE I WOULDN’T BOTHER “REAL AMERICANS” SO MUCH.
SO TO MY ROOMMATE, I’D SAY THE SAME – YOU CAN’T BE IN NEW YORK…THE CITY WHERE ALL OF US FROM THE MIDWEST HAVE TO RUN AWAY TO BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU… AND THEN BE MAD THAT NONE OF US WANT YOU HERE.
YOUR PEOPLE CONSTANTLY TOLD ME TO GET OUT MY ENTIRE LIFE.
SO NOW I SAY THE SAME.
GO BACK TO KENTUCKY WHERE YOU BELONG.
What was really terrifying though was the “stand-up comedy” he blasted from the living room the other day. I have stand-up in quotes because I saw no comedy here. There weren’t even jokes. I swear to you people, this is verbatim what was said —–
Comedian: You know who I really hate? Bernie Sanders!
Comedian: What a fucking piece of shit right?
(Audience bursts out laughing and cheering)
Comedian: Someone really needs to walk up to that motherfucker and just punch him in the fucking face!
(Audience laughing uproariously)
Comedian: Seriously, like, he wants to steal our money???? If he ever tries to steal my money I’m going beat the shit out of him!
(Audience going completely fucking nuts)
Comedian: I think Bernie doesn’t get that we’re powerful. If he ever comes for us, we’re gonna’ take him down!
(Audience going so crazy I’m surprised the theater didn’t collapse)
People… this shit was scary.
Republicans went nuts when Samantha Bee called Ivanka a feckless cunt, and yet they have no problem with someone saying they’re going to beat Bernie Sanders to death?
Ya’ll, we are fucked. These people are terrifying. Can we please get our act together for 2020? Please?
The Dark Horse