So, I know a lot of you think I’m a republican now after I’ve written some posts about how the left is getting super obnoxious. However, I’m not. I’m very, very liberal. I just hate that the left has started putting everyone into shallow boxes just like the right.
However, even though I’m not a republican, my new roommates is.
And it’s literally nauseating.
It’s a beautiful day in Manhattan, and I went for a nice walk to soak up all the wonderful sun. However, when I arrived home I found my new roommate in the living room with whatever white trash friend he’s managed to make in this city.
And here is just a collection of fun things I got to hear in my own apartment..
“If my boss was super gay, I wouldn’t work for him….” (does he not know I’m gay?)
“My friend knows this guy in Texas who told him that this girl had a baby and then killed it and called it abortion and got away with it because of liberals…” (How fast can my eyes roll?)
“If a man is in a coma, liberals say we should be able to kill him…but if I walked in with a gun and shot him, it would be considered murder… how fucked up is that?”
“Sentient means consciousness” (It doesn’t)
“The liberal media has totally brainwashed the left.” (This is from the guy who exclusively watches Fox News…)
“Liberals are elitists who made it improbable for white people from middle America to work their way up the economic ladder… Like, I could never get into these elite schools now!”…. (2 minutes later) “Liberals are socialists who are trying to make everyone equal….even though I work harder than people who work at McDonalds!” (Elitist socialists…WAY TO GO DUDE!)
At that point I had to leave my apartment again, because I literally couldn’t handle it. I was 10 seconds away from losing my fucking mind.
And so, this is my new life.
Ladies and gentlemen, set your countdown clock, because it is only a matter of time before I lose my fucking shit.
~ The Dark Horse
(This wasn’t proofread…I’m talking about Trump supporters so why bother)