So, about that party last night in my building.
What the flying fuck is wrong with all of you?
New York City is currently on lockdown because people are dying left and right from a highly contagious virus that has no cure and can fill your lungs with so much fluid that you suffocate and die.
So I ask you, Why?
Why were you blasting music until 3am? Why were you all screaming your brains out?
Where were the cops?
(PS – I called the cops. And I’m not ashamed. I hope y’all rot in prison and get hepatitis there. Bastards.)
Gurl, I am, trust me.
So anyways, these ratchet ass motherfuckers upstairs are all cramped inside a little apartment, partying like there’s no tomorrow, and why? Well…
1.) They clearly don’t care about anyone but themselves.
2.) They obviously don’t give a fuck about what happens to this city.
3.) They’re so immature and small-minded (or potentially just plain old selfish) that they can’t see beyond their own desperate need to get wasted and then get drunkenly fucked by the first dick they can find.
Yassss honey, I’m telling it like it fuckin is. I’m done dealing with Americans and their aggressive stupidity. There’s a reason why the USA has been hit worse than any other country on this planet. Our selfishness, our denial of facts, our already-broken public health system. I. can. not. fucking. do. it. anymore.
You have one task, people – One task. One simple, easy task – Do things to keep yourself alive.
If this is too hard for you, then I would genuinely question if you deserve to be a part of our society. If you can’t agree to let yourself and others live healthy lives, then I don’t want you here. (Granted, I also know that since you’re stupid and selfish, you don’t care about my opinion – Which is another reason why I hope you cease to exist.)
Look y’all, I seriously just can’t fucking handle this country. America, you have let me down so many times before. But this, this is a new low. If you want to have explosive diarrhea, and then roll around in it, and live your life like the dirty pigs you are – Good. Have fun.
But I want nothing to do with it.
But I will say you guys are finally right – In this case, America actually is #1. We have the most infections and the most deaths of any country around the world.
Congrats, you fugly pigs.
~ The Dark Horse
(No, this wasn’t proofread. I was up until 3am this morning and haven’t slept and I’m not in the mood to proofread anything)